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Change Your Furniture, Change Your Sex Life

Chip and I have used many different horizontal surfaces in our 20 years to fool around. Tables, counters, floors, tile shower walls that cracked and crashed, but mostly though, it’s been the marriage bed that gotten the most attention. For fun, we bought a few ”sex pillows” that are more of a wedge for your bottom that really help get the right angle without using all the muscles or your precious wife’s fluffly pillows.  Unfortunately though, that heart shaped wedge pillow ended up under our bed, or thrown around by the kids like it’s just another pillow ( and I cringe). So, in the heat of passion if we wanted it, we briefly look for it, but it’s lost in a sea of pretty cushionry!   We really needed something more stable.  We did have this bench at the end of our bed for many years that stored odds and ends, and we could sit on it to have some fun or put on our shoes.   But, it had these hard wood ends that made it just that….hard.  So, we said bye bye and sent it to the garage for sale.   At that time I faguely remember talking to Chip about getting a sex lounge chair, but quickly changed my mind when we saw the $400+ price tag.

Yup, you heard me.  A sex chair.  It’s really more like a sexy yoga stretching bench.  It’s supposed to be somewhat incognito to it’s true use and purpose, and just look like a pretty curvy bench at the base of the bed.  But, at the time, this wasn’t in the budget, and I soon forgot how cool it would’ve been to add it to the Spice Rack. I had to find an alternative, so we moved on to something conventional like a cushioned leather flat bench with a bolster on one end.  ~~~ Snooze.~~~  But, wait!!!!    I had forgotten what I really wanted this bench for!  Yes, sitting on it to tie my shoes or throw end of day crap on was useful, but that wasn’t what I wanted it for. I wanted it for sex.

Yes, this bench is just the right width to S T R A D D L E. 

Yes, ladies, save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Your feet actually hit the floor.  Do you know what this means????    When I woke up from the monotony clouding my brain, I kicked myself for ignoring the obvious!  Chip was game of course and lets just say, he kicked himself to for forgetting what it was like to have sex on a bench!   See we’ve had a few hot nights in swanky hotels that have just the right kind of bed bench for this spicy behavior… (Don’t worry, we ALWAYS cover it).

Think about it, on the bed, your woman has her feet equal to the man’s body, which means, A LOT OF WORK for her when she’s on top.  But, put the man’s butt down on a covered cushy bench where her feet hit the ground and B A M M!  She can control all movements and make you gasping and panting for more, more, more!   A super hot night of love making awaits you…. (or 5 minutes, because you will not be able to control yourself at first from this amazing postition)!

Now, if you are into all positions, then getting a sex chair like the ESSE from Liberator is the best bet. It’s 360 degrees of positions (this site is sorta rated R- but you can find some of these also on Amazon.)  ( We are not paid spokesperson’s). It’s still in our plans to upgrade, because, well, I’d like more positional options.  For now though, our bench has been a fabulous way to change it up and keep the spice.




Say My Name, Say My Name

Say My Name, Say My Name

“A person’s name is to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language”

– Dale Carnegie

I have a problem. I am a constant NAME forgetter of new folks I meet.

Apparently, once we got married, I forgot Chip’s name also.

“Honey, Babe, Hun, Hunk, Sweetie, Lover” was now in full swing from the both of us…until the children arrived.

Now it’s,  ”Mom, Mama, Hun, Mommy, Babe, Hubs, Dad, Daddy, Big Daddy…”

You get the picture.

One day, we were having deep discussions about our sex life, (big surprise) and I asked Chip to use my name more often. MY REAL NAME> for everything.  I just wanted him to use it, PERIOD!

I also started using his and it’s amazing how hard it was to do!  Just saying it was AKWARD.  I mean, really>???   Then, hearing it from his lips, was Akward?  Again, I was flabergasted by how senstive we felt about our own names being called!

But, here’s the deal, it was also AWESOME!

Actually the akward wore off quickly and what was left was this sweet sounding voice full of love.

It brought an instant intimacy to it.

Wanna try it?  Start with yelling it across the house, and then,  use it IN BED.


Maybe some of you don’t talk in bed.

Maybe you watch too much TV in bed.

Maybe, you occasionally moan, but definately no talking happens.

Maybe you think the neighbors will hear and know who you are?

Let it go.

Here’s a little tip:  talking during sex, is a BIG turn on.

NO, not the kind of talking about the kids, dirty diapers, your Gramma’s hemmoroids, your mean boss, or what yard work you have to finish…

I am talking… dirty, sexy talk.

Dirty talking, like, “whoa, did you just say that?”  kind of talking.

I’m talking, saying their name along with expletives  that I will leave to your imagination.  Say their name with very sultry, moment making musings. Say their name with WHATEVER YOU ARE FEELING at the moment.

Be IN THE MOMENT> (this is how you have better or ANY orgasm ladies).

**be in the moment, not thinking about your book club meeting tomorrow, or the girl that annoys you at work, or the laundry, or the dishes, or the bills…***

You can do this.


Saying your spouses name is like a tingly warm feeling that crawls down their back to their toes and up to their heart.

Heck, you probably have not heard your spouse use your proper name in like, forever!  Use in a normal situation, use it in the bedroom.

If you have been married awhile, you know what I am talking about!


Scott, can you hand me the paper towels?

Maryann can you hand me the dishrag please?

Mike, can you please pass the jelly?

Caroline you look so pretty today!!

Peter you are the best husband in the world!!!

Hello, LISA.


Hi, Nancy, are you having a good day?

Hey Paul, the kids are driving me crazy, can you bring home some wine?

Hey Abigail, my love, I can’t wait to see you later.

Hey Allen, my hunk, can you rub my feet later?

Oh, Tanya, you make me so @##%%!!! hot! 

Oh, Brandon, you make me so @##%^^!! hot!

Oh, Shiela, you do me like…whoa….!!

Okay, you get the picture here?

Inside and outside the bedroom, saying your mate’s name is GOLDEN.


Ladies, if you have been quiet in the bedroom, you might want to time this dirty talking to right before he’s about to explode, because, this surprise will put him over the top fast, and you don’t want to do that before your ready!

Men, if you do it creepy like, um, just no.  SEXY not creepy.  And if she has a strict rule about dirty words or even cursing, you need to wait until you discuss this before you use it on her in bed.  You do not want her libido to fizzle…you want it to sizzle.

So, try it, use it, remember it, just do it.

Your sex life will thank you.

The Rub

A few days ago, when Chip came home from his usual monthly haircut, he stunned me into silence while describing his day at the barber.

“I went to a new place today for my haircut and the lady asked if she could rub my head. I was a little surprised, but I agreed.  Then she put a hot towl on my neck. It was heavenly. I couldn’t believe how good it felt!  I didn’t realize what I was missing out on because, well, you don’t really do that kind of rubbing on me…!”

OUCH.  He wasn’t being hurtful.  He was just being open with his surprise and pleasure. I held my mouth silently open for a good minute before a word could formulate on my lips (which silence is not my gift) and I then blurted out about how amazing his so-called ”head-job” he received was and then went about my day. I stewed about it in my mind for the whole afternoon.  Later while in the shower (where my best thinking happens), I cried.  I cried!!

Have I been so neglegent and unobservant that I don’t touch my husband in other ways except THE OBVIOUS?  He got such pleasure from that head rub.  A small thing for sure. But what a huge impact!  Heck, I used to work in a salon, I know how much the men LOVED head massages. Why have I not done that for my own man lately?  Or better yet, rubbed his feet?  He always does it for me….always.  What is wrong with me? 

My negative self-talk had me wailing like a baby and honestly it wasn’t due to his getting a happy head massage by another woman.   It was that I realized something.  I was being a TAKER in our relationship lately. The comforts of life had me taking and receiving all he had to give me and I wasn’t giving as much back.  Sure, I give him good love-making whenever he pleased, I attend to my home and family responsibilites always, lots of kisses and hugs, as well as complimenting him.  But, I rested on my laurels thinking that was all he needed and all I needed to do for him!  WRONG. Wrong, wrong.   He needs touch.  TOUCH!

I kicked my own ass and dried off quickly, then laid down next to him resting my head on his shoulder.  I apologized for neglecting the little things I could be doing better in our relationship.  Things that please him and make him feel comfort and relaxed.   I should be, quite frankly, touching him more often, and not just in the sexual way.  I can be more thoughtful in the caring and nurturing way. I need to look at him in the eyes, and appreciating their depth and beauty, and then say so and touch him.

He thanked me and was so happy that I even cared to see a flaw I saw in myself that will have a direct impact on his well being. HA!  We had a good chuckle.  Then do you know what I did?  I made mad passionate love to him!!!!  Nope…I just rubbed his head.

Where have you dropped the ball in your relationship with your spouse?  Where do you assume things they need/don’t need?   Maybe skip the flowers for Valentines Day…?

Head, Heart and Hoo-Ha’s

Yes, I said hoo-ha.  At the expense of lowering my wordsmith credentials, I will abase myself to the toddler usage of HOO HA in order to make a fancy title.

Chip and I were discussing our schedule for the day with all of it’s to-do’s and honey-do’s, and I found myself ignoring what was FIRST on his ”honey-do”…


“Why, I am flattered MR. Pepper, that you find me so irresistible that you seem to forget all sense of reason and logic to where you can’t even give me the much needed list of things we have to tackle for the day. ”

insert heavy sarcasm and a southern bell accent

You see, the Pepper clan is so behind from our recent trips, emergencies and visitors, that this day off without the children is a day to CONQUER the piles and piles of never ending clutter, dust and projects that have descended upon us!

“I’d like to tackle and conquer you.  That is the first thing on my list.” he chuckled.

Now, for those of you that follow us, you know that sex is not our problem.  We love it, we love each other, we have it and we blog/tweet about how to keep this long lasting love hot and spicy.

But, sometimes, we mess up.  Sometimes, we just assume that since we already like it, we don’t need to do things to woo the other into doing it.  We assume it’s not needed as much. WRONG!

This goes both ways now.  I am not just picking on Chip and his assumption that I am a horny housewife 24/7. There are times he’s so stressed from work and commitments, that he needs a little warming up to.  But, he does think, I am raring and ready to go ALL THE  TIME.

Au Contraire!

This is the point where I stared at him with all the seriousness I could muster and then authoritatively used my pointer finger to make a faux sing language statement:


Can you picture it? Me, pointing to my head, then my heart, then, to my…well, you know.

With the look of pure bewilderment, and puppy dog eyes, he looked confused stared at me.

“HEAD.  HEART.  THEN HOO HA.  You got that?  I am NOT THERE IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW. So, honey love, you have to get me there.  I promise you won’t regret it.” I said coyly, with a wink and a sly smile.

Of course, he was a raging horny bull the whole day!! There wasn’t a moment that he didn’t remind me of what. was. to. come (no pun) later.

In the end, we could hardly get any real work done.  I tried, trust me. Once I told him to work on my head and heart, he got right to work. Sort of.

He told me I was beautiful, and thanked me for things, and stared at me uncomfortably for no reason, and gave me that  “come her baby” smile. (thanks Keith Urban)

In one way it built the anticipation, it kept his attentions on me and it kept mine on my hormones.

But, honestly, if I was to give in to him earlier in the day, we probably could of really got something accomplished.

In the end though, it was still worth it.  The projects can wait.  We bonded and flirted and got absolutely nothing done, except each other.

When You Run Out

When You Run Out

What do you do when your favorite, ultimate close-as-can-be Shave Creme has run out? Don’t panic! Just RUN your little hairy self to Target and buy the EOS {Evolution of Smooth} shave cream in Vanilla Bliss.

It smells heavenly, nice and smooth, and it’s got the good ingredients that we LOVE.

It’s not AS good as the Coochy I admit, but, EOS is the next best thing in a stubble pinch.

We can’t have you missing out on all the -Christmas time coconut oil fun- now can we?

The Funnel of Sexual Arousal; Know Your Brain-Control Your Body

 The Brain~Your Most Powerful Sex Organ

We think this is probably the most important post we have done thus far.  Seriously. What is funny, is that we are just passing along the information.

See, a few years ago our Pastor was teaching on sex and briefly shared on this study topic.  Needless to say, it was a light bulb moment for both of us!  We have since then helped many men in their overcoming addiction to pornography, especially when they get rid of the guilt, and learn how powerful their brains are!  Knowing the difference between female/male brains during sexual arousal is worth every minute you take to digest this information.

There are days when I tell Chip, “I’m not even close to the landing strip and I am actually outside the funnel”. He then leaves me to my un-horny state….or he attacks me with more fervor!  Either way, it’s great to know where your spouse is at, and then you can act accordingly.

Our advice is to read and re-read this. Oh, and then read it again.

This study is by Mark B. Kastleman. He is the author of the revolutionary book titled The Drug of the New Millennium- the Science of How Internet Pornography Radically Alters the Human Brain and Body

You can find more information on his brain studies at

The Funnel of Sexual Arousal

The mindbody is persistent in its mission to seek to link information, experiences, and knowledge together, to achieve a “peak experience.” Sexual climax is one of the most intense “peak” experiences the mindbody can experience. And climax cannot take place without what is called the “narrowing process.”

Our mindbody is like a narrow landing strip–only one plane can set down at a time. For example, if you are in conversation with someone, and the T.V. is blaring in the background and children are screaming and playing outside, in order to clearly make out what the children are up to you must “let go” of the conversation first. Of course, if you do so, then the conversation becomes background.

Yes, there are those that can pull the “stunt” of performing multiple tasks, but the natural tendency of the mind is to focus on only one thing at a time. In fact, the mindbody craves a singular focus. Why? Because it is by way of a singular focus that it has the greatest access to all its own learning resources.

The mindbody assumes that its number one responsibility is to learn. It is there to acquire new experiences, learn from them, then turn them into habit so it can go on and focus on new tasks, habituate them-and the cycle continues. How does the mindbody access its highest ability to carry out this function? By a single focus-one plane at a time on the landing strip. The mindbody is a master of focus.

Sexual climax requires a “one plane on the landing strip” type focus in order to take place. As with any sexual activity, this focus by a man or woman as they move toward climax is legitimate and desirable in the appropriate setting. The following discussion of the “funnel of Sexual Arousal” and the “narrowing process” provides an explanation of sexual functionality without any implied moral commentary.

Narrowing Down the Funnel into the Tunnel of Sexual Climax

If sexual climax is one of the most intense, single-focus, peak experiences that the human mindbody can experience, but it can only take place through a “narrow focus,” how does the mindbody do this? In order to understand this process, consider the illustration below:


At the top of the funnel, we are in control of our thoughts, perspectives, beliefs, morals, etc. and keeping them in check in the “widest sense.” Keep in mind that women more naturally think at the top of the funnel much of the time. While on the other hand, men can narrow down to the bottom of the funnel very quickly and stay there for longer periods of time.

When a person “lets go” and moves from the top of the funnel, narrowing toward climax, everything at the “big picture” level of thought starts to fade away as the mindbody begins to narrowly focus on the attainment of a powerful peak experience. Our wide perspective and full mental faculties are not accessed again until after orgasm, when we emerge from the tunnel at the base of the funnel. This narrowing process is where the powerful differences between the male and female brain structure really manifest themselves.

The Male Brain in the Funnel

When a man or teenage boy uses pornography as the process to arrive at the peak experience of climax, the results are usually mind-boggling.

Remember, because of testosterone and the structure of the male brain, a man or boy can focus intensely on a very narrow subject for long periods of time. He also can block out all other thoughts and distractions.

Men typically do not think in terms of the big picture, but rather on the specific issues at hand. They tend to be more goal-oriented and can focus intensely on getting to the finish line, completing the project, winning the trophy, while blocking out all other thoughts not related to the end goal. This is not to suggest that a man cannot see things from a wide perspective. If he makes an effort to do so, he can see the big picture. But, given a specific task, goal, or purpose, he tends to narrow very rapidly and utilize a specific area of the brain on one hemisphere or the other.

What do you think happens when a man begins to focus on pornographic images with the intention or goal to achieve the peak experience of climax? The male mindbody races down the funnel and narrows so quickly that it is scarcely believable!

After climax and exiting the narrow opening at the base of the funnel, the male mindbody returns quickly to the wide part of the funnel.

With their senses restored, men often ask themselves after a porn-viewing session, “How could have I forgotten my wife and children, my religion, my convictions?

How can a man, staring at pornography, with all of his focus on attaining the culminating peak-experience of climax, possibly be thinking about his wife and children at the same time? He can’t. Having descended into the narrow base of the funnel, he surrenders his ability to see the “big picture” and what ought to be most important to him.

As a man heads into the tunnel and “narrows” his mental consciousness, chemical and hormonal responses are triggered in the brain and body that would not be triggered if he stayed at the top of the funnel. When a man viewing pornography begins his descent into the tunnel that leads to climax, this narrowing leads to “switches” that are not accessible at the wide perspective level of thinking. Remember, the mindbody can only experience sexual climax on a “narrow landing strip.” Once he heads down the funnel to where the switches of arousal and climax focus are tripped, there is little hope of him being able to turn back.

[In a similar way, we counsel teenagers not to start down the funnel of sexual arousal in the first place, because they will reach a point where their bodies take over and rational thought is lost-along with their virtue.]

Comments from Male Porn Addicts About the Funnel

In gathering research for my book, I have conducted interviews both formal and casual with many men who have been or are addicted to Internet pornography. As soon as I show them the funnel illustration, it’s like a light going on. The standard comment is, “That’s exactly the way it is!”

Without exception, these men talk about how rapidly their focus and perspective narrows with Internet pornography. But the amazing and frightening thing is, the narrowing process usually began before they actually turned on their computer!

John, a man with a typical Internet porn addiction problem, said, “I would be going through a normal day and then suddenly I would get this urge to look at porn. Once the urge hit me, it was like everything around me became unimportant. All I could think about was getting to a computer. It was like I was being pulled by some powerful force. I would cancel meetings, or make up excuses, do anything necessary to get to the computer.”

“Once there, I blocked out everything else. I would spend hours looking at porn on the Internet. It was like I was in a cave and the rest of the world didn’t exist. These sessions always ended with masturbation, after which it was like I was suddenly coming out of a cave and seeing the world again. I remember being shocked when I would look at my watch and realize how long I was out of commission. It was almost like I didn’t know where I’d been-like waking up from a dream or something.”

With virtually everyone I spoke, it was the same story. They described being pulled or pushed down the funnel-almost as if its sides were greased and once they had begun their downward plunge, pulling up was nigh to impossible.

They all talked about being trapped in the narrow tunnel, glued to the images, riveted by desire, completely consumed, out of control.

They referred to everything around them as being blocked out, blurred or of little significance. And in every case they described the sensation of emerging from the narrow tunnel after masturbation and suddenly coming to their senses, stepping out of the dark, once more being aware of everything around them.

The desire to experience a sexual encounter and climax is triggered in the male very quickly because the brain narrows very quickly. The sexual stimulation of pornography floods directly into the male brain stem where higher reasoning is eliminated and automatic response or animal instinct takes over.

In Brain Sex, The Real Difference Between Men and Women, Anne Moir and David Jessel state the following:

Male lust is blind. High testosterone acting on the male brain increases the narrow focus and “single-minded” approach to the “object” of his desires. After orgasm, testosterone levels subside and the male brain starts to receive a wider input of information without the “narrowing” effect of larger amounts of testosterone present during arousal.

__ An Interesting Side Note__
It isn’t only pornography that pulls men into such a narrowing process. Since the beginning of time men and boys have enmeshed themselves in dangerous, foolish, careless and crazy things in the “narrow tunnel” at the base of the funnel. But instead of the peak experience being sexual climax, it is something else such as the thrill of danger, the heat of competition, the enticement of mischief.

How many times after pulling some really dumb or dangerous prank has a boy or man been asked, “What on earth were you thinking?” And the response has usually come, “I don’t know,” or “I just had the sudden urge to do it.

And you know what? When you ask, “What on earth were you thinking,” you can already assume that they “weren’t thinking at all,” but were acting on instinct in the narrow passageway at the bottom of the funnel, in hot pursuit of a peak experience. With a narrow “male” focus on a single end goal, the wide-perspective and logical-reasoning mechanisms were completely blocked out.

Dedicate significant time and attention to studying and understanding the Funnel. It is the key to understanding the male porn addiction process. When women understand the narrowing process they usually begin to understand for the very first time, how their husband, son, brother, boyfriend, etc., can get so caught up in pornography and abandon values and loved ones. The funnel is also extremely valuable in helping pornography addicts finally understand “why” they lose all perspective and reason in the addictive process.

The Female Brain and the Funnel

How does the female brain operate in the funnel of sexual arousal? With every woman I spoke to about this issue, including those who were presently involved with Internet porn and cybersex chat rooms, the response was universal: Yes, a woman does slip and slide down the funnel, but with some very important differences:

  1. None of the women indicated that they had ever been pulled uncontrollably down the funnel with no way to stop. Each of them used one word to describe their slippery descent into the funnel: “choice.” They each said that narrowing toward climax was a conscious choice rather than an uncontrollable compulsion. They only descended down the funnel when they wanted to and at their own pace.
  2. They all agreed that they had never narrowed to the point where everything else was completely blocked out. None of them had experienced suddenly emerging from the narrow tunnel after orgasm and exclaiming, “What just happened? Where was I?”
  3. All of the women maintained that climax was very enjoyable, yet it was not their singular focus and be-all/end-all goal. In fact, they contended that if the other important elements of intimacy were experienced, and climax was not reached in a given situation, they could be just as satisfied with the experience. (With all of the men I interviewed, the attitude was entirely opposite-the funnel experience could not be complete without climax. Climax was the total focus.)
  4. None of the women were interested in Internet porn images all by themselves, as the way to narrow down the funnel to climax. Each insisted that there had to be more to it than that.

Each of these areas of response from women makes total sense when measured according to the structure of the female brain. The female brain is not organized so as to keep sex and the process leading up to climax in a separate, narrow mental compartment like the male brain does.

A woman is exerting both sides of her brain when she starts into the funnel. She connects the process with a wider variety of emotional information against a background where relationships, communication, and emotional fulfillment are more important than the single, narrow event of climax.

For Women, the Right Setting Is Paramount

Because she is so much more aware of her emotions, thoughts and feelings at a much wider perspective, it takes the right setting and a longer period of time for a woman to allow herself to get to the place in the funnel where she begins “throwing the switches” leading to climax. This of course is completely contrary to the classic porn flick scenario, in which the woman plays the willing victim, the ravenous nymphomaniac, the office hussy.

Porn also shows women writhing in pleasure, achieving orgasm at the drop of a hat and under all circumstances. These responses are obviously staged. Few if any women could become aroused so easily, especially in such situations. Remember, porn seeks to create fantasy women who respond sexually the same way a man might-or in the way a man wishes the woman to respond.

In the female brain, the centers of logic, reason, arousal and emotion are well connected. A woman thus will not typically narrow down the funnel unless she has considered the big picture and deems the journey to be in line with her overall values, reasoning and goals.

And even when she does slide down the funnel, a woman’s narrowing is not nearly that of a man’s. Again, remember, even when focusing on a single issue, such as intimacy and climax, a woman is still exerting her entire brain and on a wider scale when compared to the male. A woman’s reasoning is still intact at some level, which is why all the women I interviewed used the word “choice.” And this would explain why they did not suddenly “regain their reasoning when coming out of the tunnel”-basic reasoning was connected to the process all the time.

In The First Sex, Helen Fisher says the following:

Women are more likely than men to be distracted during coitus. If a woman hears a baby cry, recalls something that happened at the office, or wonders if she turned off the stove, her concentration can be interrupted. She has to reset her focus and rebuild her sexual excitement. Men are better able to keep their attention riveted on sex . . . Women tend to assimilate many disparate thoughts at once-web thinking. Web thinking may disrupt their concentration as they make love.

The women I interviewed suggested that the funnel of intimacy be rendered slightly differently for women. They offered the following adjustments:

  1. The female funnel should be wider at the top, indicating that women start out using more brain space and taking in a wider range of information, emotions, etc.
  2. The female funnel should narrow more gradually, with “exits” or “rest stops” along the way, to suggest that women more slowly narrow toward climax and can halt the process at will. Further more, they can be completely satisfied if the process is put on hold, if other important elements are present.
  3. The tunnel at the base of the funnel should be wider than the male tunnel, indicating that, even in its narrowed state, the female brain still maintains a wider perspective and is continuing to consider a wide range

It is obvious that men and women do not approach or experience sexual arousal in the same way. Through a more habitual, mindbody process, a man uses Internet porn as the process to achieve sexual climax. And each subsequent time he expresses that intention, his mindbody is trained to seek out the network of cellular memories that activate the process and he begins the slippery slide down the funnel very quickly.

When a woman expresses an intention for a sexual experience, her mindbody requires much more than some pornographic images. She must receive a much wider range of stimulus in order to be fulfilled, thus her mindbody will seek for the network of cellular memories best equipped to make her intention a reality. This network generally will be much larger and more complex than in the male, and so her journey down the funnel is necessarily wider, slower, and much more of a “consciously directed” process than in the male.

Given what I have learned about the female brain and based on numerous interviews and discussions, I would have to agree that the female funnel of intimacy should be rendered differently than that of the male. However, there is a disturbing trend with Internet porn and cybersex chat rooms that indicates a growing number of women may be approaching the funnel more like men do-traveling down the funnel more quickly and more narrowly.

Hot Stuff- Oral Skinny


The results are in! Our last poll on oral sex has given us some insight into what you all think is important to have in your sexual arsenal.

72 % of you enjoy giving and/or getting oral sex.

19 % of you sadly, have a spouse that won’t do it (but you do)

7 % of you never did, never will or won’t ever do it again.

So, what is the big deal? The numbers were not a surprise actually. We figured the majority of you were into it, but we wanted to see if we were way off base in our thinking.  We thought that maybe for some strange reason we were isolated in the world of fun and oh-so-good, sexual delicacies. Thank God we are not alone and we can now move forward continuing on in our marriage bed with peace and lots of coconut oil!

For many of us, this type of  “sex” (sorry Bill,it’s sex) is a love making favorite. That is, in MOST of our sexual encounters, it’s used in some way, shape or oooooh.

{Oral sex- Known as cunnilingus or fellatio}

The arousal and foreplay benefits cannot be matched here. This is especially true for the WIFE.  She usually needs time and she needs more stimulation than your manliness can give her. It is completely wild when you realize that in the GIVING, you actually get more gratification. It’s a beautiful circle of love.

For those still eeked out by this form of love play, never fear, there is hope!  We pray for those of you whose spouse is not willing/or does not like to participate in oral spice.

First of all, open communication is key. You have got to be able to talk about this. Once you figure out what the problem is, you can at least explore and encourage your spouse (or yourself)  to try these few tips to give it another go!


Okay we know not everyone is into the brazilian style, but if hair is an issue for you or your spouse, this might be your ticket to extreme pleasure. For some people, the thought of flossing their teeth with your pubic hair is not very appealing.

Even a well manicured and tidy space will be more inviting and arousing. Figure out what your spouse might like. If you are scared to ask, just surprise them! Some of us like it bare so you can really explore and slide around.

If hair is a possible issue, then by all means for your pleasure and theirs, don’t be afraid to take it off!  If you need more info on this, please email us. {Oh, and don’t forget to use the Coochy Creme.}


Yes, cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to oral sex. After a shower is the best time to try and convince your spouse to do this. Sometimes your spouse may not like what they smelled a time they tried it and are now turned off.  Help them out by keeping it clean and fresh smelling.

One great miracle invention is disposable/flushable wipes. Keep them handy and use them often. {enough said}


Keep it sultry and dark. This is more inviting especially for a woman who may be more self conscious in this exposed position.

*add coconut oil*

You all think we are crazy, I know. But, in all seriousness, this is the best for oral sex. The slipery, smooth (shave please) feelings this creates are mega-erotic. Can’t beat it. It’s edible, not sticky and won’t feel gross.

Okay, no diagrams or lessons here. If you are willing to give the tips above a try, you have to use your imagination and practice -practice- practice.


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